First off, the *sheer* quantity is mind-boggling. You’ve got everything from Valentine’s Day themed ones (awww, cute, I guess if you’re into that kinda thing) to these *intense* Bible verse ones – like, 120 of ’em! HyDren, you guys are *committed*. I’m not super religious myself, but I gotta admit, the pastel colors are kinda soothing. Maybe I could just wear one ironically? Hmmm…
Then there’s the plain jane stuff. Just…blank rubber bracelets. You know, for…stuff. I guess if you need a ton of wristbands for, like, a sports team or some kind of event, that makes sense. But honestly, they seem kinda boring. Like, you could get the colored ones! Live a little!
And speaking of colored ones, oh my god, the rainbow rubber band bracelet kits! Remember those loom bracelets from like, 2012? They’re *back*, baby! Well, maybe not *back* back, but they’re definitely still being sold. I gotta be honest, I never quite mastered those things. Always ended up with a tangled mess. My niece, though, she was a *pro*. Maybe I should get her one of these kits for her birthday…nah, she’s probably moved on to TikTok dances by now. Kids these days, amirite?
Okay, and then they’ve got the “Rubber Bracelet For Men” section. Why is there a separate section?! Are men allergic to the Valentine’s Day ones? Or the pastel Bible verses? (Okay, I kinda get the Bible verses thing, but still). These ones are mostly just…darker colors, I guess. And some vaguely tribal-looking patterns. Honestly, they look like something you’d get free at a concert. Which, you know, isn’t a bad thing. Free stuff is free stuff.
Oh, and gold rubber bracelets! Now we’re talking! Well, not *actually* gold, obviously, but gold-*colored*. For “party decorations”! Okay, now *that* I can get behind. A gold rubber bracelet party? Sign me up! (Assuming there’s cake. And maybe some actual gold.)
