Basically, you’ve got these videos, supposedly “real” (air quotes!), where these taxi drivers are, uh, “picking up” fares that quickly turn into…well, you can guess. Some sites claim they’re “high quality free porn streams,” which, I mean, is a pretty blunt way to put it. Other sites are all like, “Get ready for the ride of your life!” Real subtle, guys.
Look, I’m not gonna lie, the sheer volume of this stuff is kinda staggering. Like, one site claims to have 717 videos just starring some chick named Gia Tvoricceli? That’s a lotta taxi rides, y’know?
And the descriptions? Oy vey. “Please Can You Fuck My Ass?” That’s a direct quote. Like, who writes this stuff? Do they think people are actually using these as pick-up lines? *cringe*
Honestly, part of me is just baffled. How much of this is actually *real* real? Or is it all just staged? I’m guessing a whole lot of it is staged. I mean, come on, a taxi driver just happening to get lucky that often? Get real. And the ethics of it all… whew. Let’s not even go there, okay? Kinda makes me feel a bit icky, if I’m honest.
Then there’s the whole “OMG Those are Fucking Massive Tits and Huge Ass” thing. Okay, I get it, people have preferences. But the way it’s just *blurted* out there is… well, it’s just a bit much, innit? Like, tone it down a notch, people.